My webmistress is my sister, Raven, is the most curt, humorless, non-lesbian hardass I know. (And I don't mean "hard ass" in a sexy way.) She is in the military and raising 2 teenagers. This is not really her cup of tea, but she is doing this to help me out since she has some free time and my last 2 webmasters have fucked me over, so we are learning Dreamweaver together. She has been getting a lot of freaky mail. Please do not send her any unecessary e-mail or naked pictures of yourself (You know who you are! Hee-Hee), as she has already threatened to quit because she was getting grossed out.

Thanks, Mika